Trying
times are upon us. Hitler has penetrated
the Maginot Line and has sent thousands of British and French Soldiers
scurrying and retreating to England from the port of Dunkirk. My hat comes off to my colleague Churchill
for rescuing these troops and fending off British soil.
My sincere
congratulations go out to the British people for their monumental victory.
My friends, a great cloud is enveloping our planet,
just as in WWI. There will be nowhere to hide. Americans must be ready to serve
as the "Arsenal of Democracy." We must build weapons and arm ourselves
and our allies, or else the dictators of the Axis powers will choke freedom. However, we must remain neutral. Our families WANT neutrality.
As your President, I think our focus must be on
Europe. The German military machine is vastly superior and is poised to roll
over France, Belgium, Denmark, Norway, and many others. My sources say that
Japan is very low on precious gasoline and will not last much longer.
To
Josef Stalin – To your “nose” remark and the weak
roofs of democracy - You are right my friend. Ill-prepared is weakness, and the
American people are weak. But it takes much to kill a giant, and anyone foolish
enough to attempt it had better make it a killing stroke.
To
Einstein – unless you would like to be censored and
silenced, please refrain from talking about our military projects with the
ENTIRE WORLD! Your diarrhea of the mouth
is giving me unnecessary headaches. You
must be in a rare mood as I have never heard you rant about nuclear projects
before. Time to take you to the
mad-house, old boy?
To
Helene Delattre – I know your deprivations. You sleep in the shadow of the enemy. Stay poised!
Stay alert! I believe De Gaulle
will triumph in the long run. He is a
man of complete honor and
discipline. He will never give up on
you. Vive la France!
Very Sincerely,
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