Hitler Assassination CLIP

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

NEWSBLAST #1 ALERT! GERMAN BLITZKRIEG COMMENCES

An Axis spy operator has submited stunning reports of an incident involving
Polish and German soligiers.We are still reciving scattered reports of an unprecedented German Mobilization. The German army is at large on the move. The Wehrmacht, Loftwaffe, and Armored divitions are advancing into Poland by the hundreds of thousands.


Poland has recently engaged in an armed incident with Germany and the Soviet Union on September 1st. Apparently, Polish soldiers were the first to open fire on German troops. It appears that Polish citizens are currently running short on living space.

The battle was said to have taken place in Gleiwitz, a town near the German/Polish border. Apparentky, Polish soldiers attacked German officers. Within hours the German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler rallied the German SS and the Nazi party as war was declared on Poland. The German army is currently advancing from the North, South, and West into Poland.

France and England have declared war on Germany and Italy- War is among us!

In slightly unrelated news, armories in Poland have reported a large sum of missing Polish uniforms from there storage units.

Keep your wits about you, citizens. There are spies in our midst.

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