The war

Dad and Mom please sit down.I would like to talk to you about the war. All the kids at school are talking about the war and saying "I will go to war and win the war for Russia"or They will say"I will go to war for my family."The thing is that I want to go to war as well.Stalin is sending kids to the war and I think that I would be fit for the job.I am very good with a gun, I will beat My own dad in wristeling and I am know how to work in a hard situation.I know it is hard to take this in to your mind but think of the possibilities and think of the ablates that i will have after the exercise.Thanks mom and dad for listening but please keep this in your minds