Really? You are criticizing Josef Stalin, the communist leader who is one of your "big" allies. That makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah, totally, you should criticize your ally that you just gained, and without whom you would find it tough to even mount an invasion upon our soil. You're so smart, you should be a scientist. Oh wait, you are one! Do you really think that an atomic bomb will help you when you can't even control it? Germany's brightest minds are in the final stages of developing a super weapon that will demolish your pitiful country. Even your army will succumb to it. Even your army's best and brightest are an embarrassment compared to my Afrika Korps. Your army intelligence officers overlooked possibly one of the worst military defeats in history. Ha! America and intelligence is one of the biggest oxymorons I have ever heard.
You'd best stay out of this war,
-Erwin Rommel
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